People that think they're better than you because they don't watch sports

"Oh, I don't watch sports. Sports are stupid." These fucking people..... You know at least a few. They are probably the same people that "don't own a tv" and are happy to broadcast that whenever they have a chance after thinking they are already better than you because they don't follow sports. That single fact makes you a fucking idiot compared to them.

Let's find out what the REAL reason is that you don't follow sports. Could it be that you have had no athletic ability your entire life? Did a "jock" give you a wedgie as a youth? Or maybe you're just sour over the fact that your stupid fucking PHD in philosophy isn't getting you more than $25k a year? Yep sports fans are all dolts. And I hope you get punched in the face by one very soon you snooty fuck.