canned creamed corn

Seriously I might rather eat human vomit. Canned creamed corn is a fucking joke---what are they thinking?? This shit is totally disgusting and I have no idea how it is sold or that people even buy it. Where's the FDA on this one? Maybe a human rights organization, jesus christ. A vegetable? Seriously? You've got a lot of explaining to do here.

Hey--want some of this slop? Oh yea, it's creamed corn that looks like fake throwup. You'd rather kill yourself? Understandable.