the song "Love Shack"

This song. Jesus.

I just heard it at the grocery store and it made me want to rage on somebody. Go ahead, watch the music video---if you want to fucking puke.

"Tin roof, rusted"??? what the fuck does that even mean? This is a terrible terrible song that for some reason people think is good. Your car is "as big as a whale"? Sure it is. The shittiest whale ever that doesn't exist.