Dude. You KNOW its going to be at least 15 minutes until the plane is at the gate and the door is open. You KNOW this. Yet, you and 85% of the passengers insist to stand up immediately and attempt to barrel towards the exit like the goddamn plane is on fire. Chill, motherfuckers. Yea, you, the guy from the back trying to get ahead of people and out of the plane first? I'll fucking shank you, bitch. Relax for one fucking minute and let the plane dock up, seriously.
These are definitely the people that pace in the aisle during the flight also. How about this---sit down and read a book? No one wants to look at your stupid face and your Bose quiet comfort headphones, I have a Skymall right in front of me if I want to look at total bullshit. Also, you--the one standing in the aisle taking to your buddy about business or whatever--I wish you the worst in life forever.
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