People who are proud to "not own a TV"

Fuck that shit. Get off your high horse and into Best Buy. You know TV is awesome:

-news

-sports

-movies

-documentaries

-food shows

-everything else that rules on TV

ME: How about that last episode of Mad Men?

GUY WITHOUT TV: Oh, I don't know what that is, I don't own a TV

ME: Really, you've never even heard of it, huh?

GW/OTV: Nope, don't own a TV. I read books and think TV is mindless.

ME: I am going to pummel you with an iron pipe right now.