Magicians

This particular post was inspired by some dickhead hobo magician that approached us at a bar on Friday night (he was the "house magician", yea whatever) but my disdain for magicians spans across the board. 

Anyway, fuck these guys. Obviously magic is not real, and we've seen these tricks a thousand times. Didn't  understand how you picked my card the first time I saw the trick and sure as hell didn't this time around. Guess what though? I don't give a fuck if you're David Blaine, Chris Angel "Mindfreak" (give me a fucking break) or some hobo "house magician", I'm not impressed by your trick, and magic fucking sucks. Cool outfit, guy. Are you going to a grand ball? Maybe a costume party? Are you a vampire or maybe just a hobo with a deck of cards? How about you do us all a favor, throw some smoke in the air, and disappear. Forever.