Thursday, January 12, 2012

"dibs" on winter parking spots


One of probably the top 5 things I hate and have ever hated in life: the "dibs" system. This shit is unbelievable. The nerve these people have, thinking they own the street. (the street also known as public property).

So it's winter and it snows. Yep, gotta shovel that snow. Is it fun? Probably not. Does it suck to shovel out your car from a foot of snow? Yes. But do you own that piece of cement that you removed snow from? NO.

People who think they are entitled to the space they shoveled out are fucking insane. It's called street parking. Its the process you go through 365 days a year when you own a car in a city and dont have a space/garage. I'd go Charles Bronson on these motherfuckers if I could, but then unsuspecting drivers would feel the retaliation instead. I want to see these people and their fucking lawn chairs and parking cones, and shove that shit right up their ass. Fucking babies. I dont know any other way to say this other than that it's fucking bullshit, plain and simple. It's called life, people. Deal with it.

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