subway performers

"Oh hey, someone is breakdancing inches away from my face and it's 8:15am and I'm on my way to work. This is great, I really am enjoying this and didnt want to read my book, listen to music and mind my own business while trying to not to lose it as is. This is exactly what I want." OH WAIT, NO IT'S NOT.

Subway performers, man. It's one thing to play your fucking Peruvian flute music in an outdoor space or even indoor space that's large enough for me to walk away from you. Mere inches away from you in the subway where people are just trying to get from point A to B in peace? Fuck that.

These people should be shooed off the train immediately, if not arrested. And these acrobatic dudes that re doing flips and shit with their $14.99 pathetic excuse for a boombox playing a radio rubbed copy of Black Eyed Peas? Prepare to die.

I don't care if some people think its "cute" or "entertaining" or that you are "talented". This shit is rude, an invasion of privacy, and in some cases straight up dangerous. If I want to see the circus I'll buy a fucking ticket for the big top. If I have to hear your James Taylor cover, then I guess I'll just have to fucking kill you instead.

"dibs" on winter parking spots

One of probably the top 5 things I hate and have ever hated in life: the "dibs" system. This shit is unbelievable. The nerve these people have, thinking they own the street. (the street also known as public property).

So it's winter and it snows. Yep, gotta shovel that snow. Is it fun? Probably not. Does it suck to shovel out your car from a foot of snow? Yes. But do you own that piece of cement that you removed snow from? NO.

People who think they are entitled to the space they shoveled out are fucking insane. It's called street parking. Its the process you go through 365 days a year when you own a car in a city and dont have a space/garage. I'd go Charles Bronson on these motherfuckers if I could, but then unsuspecting drivers would feel the retaliation instead. I want to see these people and their fucking lawn chairs and parking cones, and shove that shit right up their ass. Fucking babies. I dont know any other way to say this other than that it's fucking bullshit, plain and simple. It's called life, people. Deal with it.