Easily one of the worst insects ever. What are flies good for? Terrorizing humans? Buzzing around plies of poop? Sitting on dogs dicks? Crawling all over livestock, just annoying the fuck out of everyone?
"hey i'm a fly, I just got inside your apartment and now I can't figure out how to get out. oops, i'm now stuck in-between the screen and the window and i'm the dumbest insect ever so I have zero problem solving skills and will never figure out how to leave. I am a total dumb fuck."
They come in, and keep flying all over you when its so much nicer outside. Its not like you can eat anything we have with your microscopic sucker face, you fucking loser. Buzz buzz buzz all around, you're pretty good at evading swats, but listen up: I'm coming for you and I will fucking destroy you, you fucking PIECE OF SHIT. Fuck you forever.
