"Game Over" marriage t-shirts

just kidding. they are kind of funny.

Boston

aka "Beantown" aka Suckville. Boston. Boston, Boston, Boston.... How are you such a terrible city? Is it your incredibly obnoxious sports fans? Maybe your bougie, holier than thou, upper class smartypants fuckface population? Could it be the blue collar assholes that want to fight you? Maybe its the sheer lack of diversity that makes everyone think they are king asshole of the world? Well this I do know: Boston, you can go fuck yourself. Seriously.

Hate your accent. Hate the Red Sox fans who used to be cool, and now are worse than Yankees fans. Hate the Patriots, hate Tom Brady. Hate how fucking white you are. Are the only black dudes in Boston on the Celtics? Hate the city layout. Hate paninis, expensive coffee and cashmere. Hate colonial re-inactments. Hate those stupid hats.Aerosmith--some of your songs are cool. Clam chowder is cool. Everything else sucks. Fuck you Boston.

Grownups telling other grownups to "be good"

"Great, yep, have a good weekend too." "Be good."

"Be good"? Do I look like a fucking child? Maybe a dog that might piss on the rug? "Be Good". Give me a fucking break. Do you want to pat me on the head and send me along? Oh, "be good" and stay out of trouble? Maybe something like that? Ok adult. What are you, my legal guardian? How about this--fuck you. How's that for being good?

People acting like they are into politics for 1 day a year

"VOTE!!" "MAKE SURE TO GET OUT AND VOTE!!" "I JUST VOTED (on Facebook)!" I JUST CHECKED IN AT THE VOTING CENTER ON 4SQ" "YOU ARE LAZY IF YOU DONT VOTE!""WE NEED TO MAKE A DIFFERENCE!!"

Ohhh, I forgot you were so into politics! It's weird, because the other 364 days a year I haven't heard shit from you about politics, voting, or anything remotely related to it. Yet, today you're preaching like Marting Luther fucking King about "rocking the vote" today. Fuck that. You voted--congratifuckinglations. Want a cookie? I'm happy you voted, really, just don't act like you are soo involved with the system and attempt to criticize others because you took 10 minutes to be an American for once. Seriously, you should really just exercise the right to go fuck yourself. I'd vote for that.

Bacon flavored/themed everything

This one's long overdue, but somehow this thing that's going on with bacon keeps getting worse. I mean, give me a fucking break. Bacon soda? Ridiculous. Tastes like shit and you know it. Bacon band-aids, bacon gum, bacon scented candles, "I heart bacon" t-shirts. It's gone way, way, way too far. "ITS COOL TO LIKE BACON NOW!" Fuck that. Yea, we get it, there's a huge backlash from the vegetarian/healthy phase that happened a few years ago. Comfort food is back, and that's great. But please, can we stop jacking off to everything bacon? Really tired of this shit.