Thursday, September 30, 2010

Candy Corn

Seriously, the shittiest Halloween candy ever. The taste sucks, it's cheap, and old people (that think it's good) scoop it out of the bag with their grimy skin-shedding hands into your pumpkin bucket. Fuck that. I'd rather have 3 nickels.

4 comments:

  1. Are these even candy? Someone in elementary school convinced me they were made of ear wax and I still believe him.

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  2. Candy Corn does suck. I personally fucking hate Tootsie Rolls... Almond Joys / Mounds are shit too.

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  3. I happen to like candy corn but agree that getting a few pieces in your trick or treat bucket is total garbage.

    I really hate those lollypops you get at the bank. HATE.

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  4. I like candy corn. i bite one color at a time though. Makes a world of difference.

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