Thursday, September 30, 2010

Complainbook/Sickbook/Godbook


Ugh. Christ. Another retarded post from someone I am "friends" with for some reason. Probably went to high school together or something---oop--wait---yea we did.

Anyway, I cruise Facebook to watch funny/tragic videos, to find out what people are being entertained by, or to browse photos, etc. Never do I want to hear some bullshit about how terrible something is, how sick they are, or how God is so fucking great.

Dan Jones "hates this cold weather!"
SUCK IT UP, PUSSY


Amy Benson "has a sniffly cold :("
FUCKING DEAL WITH IT


Erik Schmit "feels so blessed that God has enlightened him with...."
SHUT THE FUCK UP NOBODY CARES
(ps keep going to church, like it even matters)

Candy Corn

Seriously, the shittiest Halloween candy ever. The taste sucks, it's cheap, and old people (that think it's good) scoop it out of the bag with their grimy skin-shedding hands into your pumpkin bucket. Fuck that. I'd rather have 3 nickels.