red "delicious" apples

What a fucking disgrace these are to the rest of the fruit kingdom. Let's start out with the name being a blatant lie. Delicious? Who could possibly make this claim? these mealy pieces of shit aren't good for anything. Maybe wood versions for decorating. Or one with a worm in it for a stock photo. Maybe. 

The only conceivable reason these things stil sell/exist is because they fool consumers into thinking they are "delicious". Straight up false advertising as far as I'm concerned. "Red Apple". Appropriate. Not Fucking Delicious more realistic. 

people standing still on escalators

Look at these lazy fucks. Standing on an escalator that's going DOWN. Gravity alone will do most of the work for you if you set your pathetic human body in motion. Nope, just gonna stand here like its a ride. 

Oh it's rush hour and people need to get places quickly? I'm going to be a piece of shit and stand here, blocking you, because I'm so incredibly lazy your brain can't even comprehend it. Yep I'm that fucking  worthless--it's hard to imagine being me but here I am, a blob of garbage. 

Only exceptions here are disabled people and those with luggage. 

Lazy fucking people. Just stay home forever. 

vaping

Really don't need to explain this one. If you vape, you are basically a douche.